Match Report AA1 v Queens Park Lions (26/06/11)
/AA1 v Queens Park Lions
My match report by Ciara Kelly aged 4
Ciara: “Daddy are they really lions??”
Daddy: ” No Ciara they are not real lions???….. they are 2nd from bottom lions and shouldn’t be any danger not like a real lion from the jungle”
Ciara: ” Daddy, where is Rab and nick?? and why arent you playing”
Daddy: “Rab and Nick are away on holidays and Daddy’s leg is sore but getting better”
Ciara: ” so who is going to play at the back… Daddy does the owner of Tropicana play in your team”
Daddy: “no Ciara thats Brendan”
22mins
AA1 v Queens Park Lions
My match report by Ciara Kelly aged 4
Ciara: “Daddy are they really lions??”
Daddy: ” No Ciara they are not real lions???….. they are 2nd from bottom lions and shouldn’t be any danger not like a real lion from the jungle”
Ciara: ” Daddy, where is Rab and nick?? and why arent you playing”
Daddy: “Rab and Nick are away on holidays and Daddy’s leg is sore but getting better”
Ciara: ” so who is going to play at the back… Daddy does the owner of Tropicana play in your team”
Daddy: “no Ciara thats Brendan”
22mins
Ciara:” oooohhh Daddy the lion has scored, thats not good”
Daddy: “no Ciara not good at all”
0-1
41min
Ciara: “yyiiippppeeee Paul has scored”
Daddy: “no Ciara..Paul cant score, he cant run that far….. thats an own goal, thats when the other team helps the other team get back into the game”
1-1
Ciara:” im bored the match is making me sleepy im off to the park where people talk to each other and have fun, your team are very sad and very brutal, except jason he stands on the line he must be good”
——HALF TIME——-
Daddy: ” Ciara, Ciara you ready to finish the report 2nd half about to start”
Ciara: “aahhhh ok if i have to”
Ciara: ” Daddy that same lion has scored again…he beat Mr.Tropicana and their no.7 crawls through like baby and he score…bboooooooo ”
1-2
Eddie: ” you f@#%* wee s#@t, f$%@n Fannies”
Ciara: ” Daddy, eddie not happy his face very red…oh so is his hair….. is he on fire??”
Ciara:” Daddy, tom is in the net again picking up the ball.. why is he licking it… is that football made of chocolate….???”
Daddy:” no ciara is not chocolate, tom just being silly and might be hungry”
1-3
——Match reporter had to be sent to the playground as the language was starting to become somewhat inappropriate….—–
1-4
1-5
Queens Park no.7 has been a torment all the day for the makeshift back 4 as for the midfield not sure what time they arrived if they did!!!
Good to see Andy return to spear head the attack but not to be this sunny sunday….
I believe that Frank’s presence on the sideline wasn’t enough and maybe he is going soft at training….
MOM: don’t believe we had one that stood out..
Ciara did mention that the girl in our team with the white boots was very fast!!! Chris i believe that would be you…
Ciara:” oooohhh Daddy the lion has scored, thats not good”
Daddy: “no Ciara not good at all”
0-1
41min
Ciara: “yyiiippppeeee Paul has scored”
Daddy: “no Ciara..Paul cant score, he cant run that far….. thats an own goal, thats when the other team helps the other team get back into the game”
1-1
Ciara:” im bored the match is making me sleepy im off to the park where people talk to each other and have fun, your team are very sad and very brutal, except jason he stands on the line he must be good”
——HALF TIME——-
Daddy: ” Ciara, Ciara you ready to finish the report 2nd half about to start”
Ciara: “aahhhh ok if i have to”
Ciara: ” Daddy that same lion has scored again…he beat Mr.Tropicana and their no.7 crawls through like baby and he score…bboooooooo ”
1-2
Eddie: ” you f@#%* wee s#@t, f$%@n Fannies”
Ciara: ” Daddy, eddie not happy his face very red…oh so is his hair….. is he on fire??”
Ciara:” Daddy, tom is in the net again picking up the ball.. why is he licking it… is that football made of chocolate….???”
Daddy:” no ciara is not chocolate, tom just being silly and might be hungry”
1-3
——Match reporter had to be sent to the playground as the language was starting to become somewhat inappropriate….—–
1-4
1-5
Queens Park no.7 has been a torment all the day for the makeshift back 4 as for the midfield not sure what time they arrived if they did!!!
Good to see Andy return to spear head the attack but not to be this sunny sunday….
I believe that Frank’s presence on the sideline wasn’t enough and maybe he is going soft at training….
MOM: don’t believe we had one that stood out..
Ciara did mention that the girl in our team with the white boots was very fast!!! Chris i believe that would be you…